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rackmup
04-15-2002, 08:19 PM
Have you ever wondered:
<ul type="square"> Why call them 'Apartments' since they're all together?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they 'garnish' his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to talk?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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I figured this would be a nice break from the TAP/APA Wars, The "anonymous" postings, Martha Stewart, autographed tube socks and my occasional "stupid" posts.

Regards,

Ken (ready to go play a little 10-ball)

Doctor_D
04-16-2002, 06:00 AM
Good morning Ken:

Either you do not sleep at night or you have too damn much time on your hands!

Dr. D.