View Full Version : Cab Driver and Nun

11-08-2003, 06:58 PM
Funny story for your enjoyment -

Cab driver picks up nun, and says to her "I'd like to ask you something, if you won't be offended."

"Feel free" says the nun. "Ask me."

"Well, I've always wanted to kiss a nun, just to see what it's like."

"I guess we can do that," says the nun, "but only if you are single and Catholic."

"Oh yeah, I'm single and I'm a Catholic."

"Okay, pull into this alley."

Cabbie pulls into the alley and parks his cab. Nun grabs him and plants a big wet ninety-second kiss on him, which leaves him dizzy and gasping for breath.

"Wowee!" says the cabbie. "That was great, but I have to confess that I lied to you. I'm married and I'm Jewish."

"Not to worry," replies the nun, "My name is Kevin and I'm on the way to a Hallowe'en party!"