View Full Version : Nasty Parrot ;-)

11-16-2003, 12:14 PM
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
vocabulary. Every word out of this bird's mouth was
rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
constantly saying polite words, playing soft music,
and anything he could think of to set a good example
but nothing worked.

Finally, John got fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
And, the bird yelled back. John shook the parrot, and
the bird got angrier and ruder. Eventually, in a moment
of desperation, John put the bird in the refrigerator freezer.

For a few minutes, John heard the bird squawk and kick
and scream... then suddenly there was quiet. Not a peep
for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the bird, John
quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
arm and said, 'I believe I may have offended you with my
rude language and actions. I am truly sorry, and I will do
everything to correct my poor behavior.'

John was astonished at the bird's change of attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such
a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the chicken did