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11-16-2003, 02:41 PM
The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the state, rather than German
which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, The
Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become
known as" Austro-English" (or, if nobody will be offended,

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
Will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be
dropped in
Favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
Expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should
go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl.


11-17-2003, 07:56 AM
LOLOLOL did you make this up? I started laughing pretty hard when at the end the way the words are spelled is like how Arnold talks. Pure genius lololololol

11-17-2003, 08:28 AM
It has been around for quite a while, but it is hilarious. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif