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Eric.
12-10-2003, 09:24 AM
> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
> I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.
> Just leave me the hell alone.
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky
> tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
>
> 5. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car
> payments.
>
> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
> That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his
> shoes.
>
> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and
> he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably worth it.
>
> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 13. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
>
> 14. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
>
> 15. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from
> bad judgment.
>
> 16. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
> back in your pocket.
>
> 17. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 18. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and
> it holds the universe together.
>
> 19. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
> 20. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.
>
> 21. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
>
> 22. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 23. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass - then
> things get worse.
>
> 24. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.


Eric

CarolNYC
12-10-2003, 05:09 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Do not walk beside me either <hr /></blockquote>

Yeah, try stopping me! ha ha ha
[ QUOTE ]
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

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I like that one!
Carol~wondering if Eric is riding,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!:):):):) /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Eric.
12-11-2003, 09:55 AM
Actuall, I put the scooter away... Once the temp gets to the frost level, that's it for me. I remember a friend of mine going down years ago because he hit a patch of leaves/frost. I figure if I go down, I'll heal, but I'll ruin my paintjob, which I like alot /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif


Eric