wolfdancer
12-18-2003, 07:32 PM
Guy and his Girl are sitting at a restaurant
He says "mind if I smoke?"...and she replies " No, mind if I fart?"
Of course, it wasn't politically correct:
guys fart
gals pass gas
ladies, on the other hand, break wind ( just hope yer not downwind )
"Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette; smoke, smoke, smoke it, if you smoke yourself to death
Now,St. Peter at the golden Gate; St. Peter, you'll just have to wait; I've gotta have another cigarette"
< an old Phil Harris song >...like real old..don't think Phil is with us anymore...the cigs did him in????????
He says "mind if I smoke?"...and she replies " No, mind if I fart?"
Of course, it wasn't politically correct:
guys fart
gals pass gas
ladies, on the other hand, break wind ( just hope yer not downwind )
"Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette; smoke, smoke, smoke it, if you smoke yourself to death
Now,St. Peter at the golden Gate; St. Peter, you'll just have to wait; I've gotta have another cigarette"
< an old Phil Harris song >...like real old..don't think Phil is with us anymore...the cigs did him in????????