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Wally_in_Cincy
12-20-2003, 12:46 PM
http://www.unitedmedia.com/creators/speedbump/archive/images/speedbump2003121016520.gif

lovethegame272
12-20-2003, 02:15 PM
Neat comic! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

dg-in-centralpa
12-21-2003, 01:46 PM
Wally - as Richard Pryor once said," Men can write their names in the snow but women can only scribble."

DG - loved Pryor

Mr Ingrate
12-21-2003, 07:55 PM
Wally,

Thought you would like this song.

"Oh, ain't it a beauty"

Verse

There ain't many men who are lucky engough to have one as long as mine.

The thing is as old as I am, but still it is doing fine.

Though many a time, I was afraid, t'was going on the blink.

But then, upon closer scrutiny, it proved to be in the pink.

I've always treated it carefully, and don't leave it lyin' about.

Before I put it away, I still remember to shake it out.

And if I should ever be too weak to hold it in the air.

I've instructed me wife to handle it with ever lovin' care.

Chorus

Oh, aint it a beauty, and I have used it proudly all my life.

Oh, aint it a beauty, and if you don't believe me ask my wife.

Verse

Paddy O'Toole came callin' one day to tell me that he had heard.

That mine was bigger than his was, and he didn't believe a word.

So I bet him a buck and took him outside and laid it in the street.

He couldn't believe it when he saw it was over a hundred feet.

Oh I use it a lot in the summer and I use it a lot in the fall.

And I'm willing to bet, in the spring time, I use it the most of all.

Oh I've used it in December, on a cold and wintry day.

And I've written my name in a snowbank that was over a block away.

Repeat Chorus

Verse

Now I must admit that it hasn't been used for 4 or 5 months or more.

But, it's hangin' there just as ready as it ever has been before.

And I'm willling to bet that I will still be using it for years.

Cause it the finest length of garden hose, they ever sold at Sears.

Repeat Chorus

End

You know, for some reason, this song from over 30 years ago just popped into my head an I can't for the life of me remember what commedy record I heard it on.

Dave

Wally_in_Cincy
12-22-2003, 07:04 AM
You must have a very good memory to recall that one from the archives. Somewhere I have an entire CD of bawdy Irish songs. It may be the same guy.

Wally_in_Cincy
01-20-2004, 07:55 AM
snow funny (http://pst.rbma.com/content/Zits?date=20040120)

SPetty
01-20-2004, 12:38 PM
"Sorry, this image is currently unavailable. Please try again at a later time."

This happened last time too. Is anyone else actually seeing something?

Rich R.
01-20-2004, 12:46 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SPetty:</font><hr> "Sorry, this image is currently unavailable. Please try again at a later time."

This happened last time too. Is anyone else actually seeing something? <hr /></blockquote>
I'm getting the same nothing you are. /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Rod
01-20-2004, 02:06 PM
I can see it fine but I can't dot my i very well. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Wally_in_Cincy
01-20-2004, 02:40 PM
sorry.

it wasn't really that funny anyway /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif