View Full Version : the Flatulence Deodorizer

01-04-2004, 12:27 PM
got this from the inquirer /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Scientific breakthrough means you need never smell again

Sunday Supplement Device for old farts for sale

By Jock McFrock the bekilted Engineer: Sunday 04 January 2004, 11:55
A US FIRM has started selling a device which will absorb the smell of your farts.

The Flatulence Deodorizer is, claims the firm, the first realistic solution to what it describes as an "age old" problem.

The firm's advertising blurb quotes doctor Rae Seitz as saying that people "can go out to public places without fear of emitting embarrassing odors".

Are farts a problem? They sure are, says the firm. In its patent application, which you can find here, the description admits that while there is "prior art", the Flatulence Deodorizer has a slim profile and its filter is also washable and re-usable.

See, for example, this illustration from the US patent application.

I love this GIF...

Here, an inconsiderate gentleman obviously not wearing the Deodorizer is causing a bit of a pong around the carousel.

Of course the advantage in crowded places is that no-one can ever be sure who the offender is, but if the Deodorizer was made compulsory, it would surely be very easy to pin down culprits not wearing this crafty device.

Cueless Joey
01-04-2004, 02:37 PM
He'd sell a ton of this device at the gym.
Bodybuilders fart a ton due to their diet and supplements.
Hell, when I was drinking protein shake, I almost killed myself from gas poisoning while sleeping. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Joey ~ Lactose intolerant ~

01-04-2004, 06:24 PM
Why would anybody want to invent something like that? Half the fun of farting is shock appeal! /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

01-04-2004, 07:56 PM
WOW and I thought you were joking (maybe you were, but you're not anymore)!!
Some people and their children anything for a buck nowadays!

www.fart-away.com/flat_d.html (http://www.fart-away.com/flat_d.html )

01-04-2004, 09:04 PM
no i new it was trhe real thing i heard the army used then in the first gulf war.

cool link /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

How to create, with materials you have at home, a catastrophic fart that turn your friends absolutely green with envy!

01-05-2004, 07:13 AM
the "how to say i farted" link is hilarious, too..

how to say i farted (http://www.ifarted.com/DS.asp?D=Names&TTL=How+to+Say+I+FARTED)