View Full Version : WHO AM I ?

01-18-2004, 06:18 PM
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.

As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the
driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with a
load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night." The Mailman

Bob in obvious pain replies," Actually we had it Saturday night, this is the
first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning." We had a about
fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the Christmas Cheer
and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that around midnight we
started playing WHO AM I."

The Mailman thinks a moment and says, " How do you play that?"

Bob continues between hung over gasps," Well all the guys go in the bedroom
and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "units"
showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The Mailman laughs and says," Damn I am sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds," your name was guessed four
or five times"

Chris Cass
01-19-2004, 01:45 AM
Good one. LOL