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PQQLK9
01-20-2004, 08:04 AM
"I t'ought I taw a puddy tat."

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Now the Cats will pound the Pats /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

pooltchr
01-20-2004, 10:27 AM
John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend
when
> he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked Quincy
> Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John
> asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will cost you
> $100." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use
> some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John's
> picks were perfect that week.
>
>
> The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same kind of
> phone on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Marc
> Bulger told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will
> cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made
> the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.
>
>
> Th e next weekend John was in Charlotte at Ericcson Stadium when he
> noticed the same kind of telephone by the Panthers bench. He asked Jake
> Delhomme, "Is that the hotline to God?" Jake said, "Yes, and if you want
> to use it, it will cost you 35 cents."
>
>
> John looked incredulously at Jake and said, "Wait a second, I just paid
> $100 in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same phone to God! Why do
> the Panthers only charge 35 cents?"
>
>
> Jake looked at John and replied, "In the Carolinas, it's a local call."

Singlemalt
01-20-2004, 11:29 AM
How true it seems!

Suffering Skins fan with renewed hope!

PQQLK9
01-20-2004, 11:38 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Singlemalt:</font><hr> How true it seems!

Suffering Skins fan with renewed hope! <hr /></blockquote>
As a transplanted Skins Fan (still have my season tickets)I share your grief but...JOE is back baby!