View Full Version : any stamp collectors here? (its a joke)

01-29-2004, 01:46 PM
A woman, getting married for the fourth time,
goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk,
"You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not", the bride explained.
"My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.
My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"

01-29-2004, 02:05 PM