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dg-in-centralpa
02-13-2004, 07:13 AM
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian &English cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Susquehanna river water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves, &woolly hats.People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Hazleton Area High School students lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Penn State students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pennsylvania start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets cold?"

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over. The EAGLES win a superbowl


DG - sorry Barbara

Barbara
02-13-2004, 08:24 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr>

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over. The EAGLES win a superbowl


DG - sorry Barbara <hr /></blockquote>

Yep! Thaaaaat about sums it up! /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Barbara~~~LMAO.....

Kato
02-13-2004, 08:40 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr>
@@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Hazleton Area High School students lick the flagpole.
<hr /></blockquote>

Ha, I'm almost dead when it hits 38. I'd never survive anything under 28 degrees.

Kato~~~once was at Disney World when it was 28 degrees outside. There was actually ice on the windshield. It was at that time I knew that I couldn't survive anywhere north of North Ft Lauderdale /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif