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02-22-2004, 07:56 PM
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Wyomissing who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Reading and
one of my sisters, who lives in Allentown, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Harrisburg.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Graterford for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother
is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Philadelphia and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her.

So my question to you is, should I tell her about my cousin who is an
Eagles fan?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation

DG - loves a good Eagles joke

02-23-2004, 09:09 AM

Barbara~~~gonna smack Duane over his head with the Hershey bar /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif