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02-27-2004, 08:56 PM
A newly discovered 425 million-year-old fossil boasts a lurid claim to fame - it has the oldest penis on record.

The five millimetre long crustacean, discovered by UK and US researchers, has been named Colymbosathon ecplecticos - derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with a large penis". No one ever called me "colombo" when I went swimming
Well, I wasn't much of a swimmer; that's probably why
.....both of these items, by the way, are from www.newscientist.com/ (http://www.newscientist.com/)
"Oral sex linked to mouth cancer" the incidence is low, but I'm taking precautions...I'm now washing, "down there" twice a week