View Full Version : A poem for eg8r!!!!

03-01-2004, 02:44 PM
Here's a poem my mom (democrat to the core) gave me, just for your amusement:
Bush is my shepherd, I shall not want. He leadth me beside still factories.
He restoveth my doubt in the Republician Party.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment for the peoples sake.
I do not fear evil for thoa art against me.
Thoa anointest my ways with freezes so that my expenses runneth over my income.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow.
The Republican Party and I shall live in a rentedth house forever.

5,000 years ago Moses said, Pack your camel.
Pickup your shovel.
Mount your ass,
and I shall follow you
to the Promised Land.
5,000 years later F.D.R. said, Lay down your shovel.
Sit on your Ass,
Light up your camel,
then Bush is the
Promised Land.

Today Bush will tax your shovel.
Sell your Camel.
Kick your ass and tell you there is no Promised Land.

I am glad I am an American.
I am glad I am free.
But I wish I was a little puppy and Bush was a tree.

Now, before you set your teeth into me, this came from my 77 year old mom and not from her die hard Republican son.

03-01-2004, 03:07 PM
Very Cute!

DG - loves political jokes

03-01-2004, 04:36 PM
LOL, no problem OPC. How are ya?


Chris Cass
03-01-2004, 04:43 PM
Awe, give her a hug from this republican. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif


C.C.~~changes parties every 30 yrs. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

03-02-2004, 10:15 AM
I think that old joke's been plagiarized and used against
every administration.