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03-05-2004, 05:29 AM
Jay Leno,
"Well, Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of Democratic delegates he needs to win the nomination. President Bush is different. His magic number is 5. That's the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win."

"John Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money Kerry might pick him. Pick him, hey, for 50 million Kerry will marry him."

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