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Rich R.
03-24-2004, 10:00 AM
The following was sent to me and I am just passing it along for your reading pleasure.
I make no claims concerning it's accuracy. /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

-----Subject: George W's resume


George W. Bush

The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for US. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

Wally_in_Cincy
03-24-2004, 10:13 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rich R.:</font><hr>
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
<hr /></blockquote>

Actually Clinton was the "bring them to justice" guy.

Dubya just wants to kill 'em /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

not that there's anything wrong with that /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Qtec
03-24-2004, 12:17 PM
Do you contest the accuracy of the original post?

Q

Wally_in_Cincy
03-24-2004, 12:36 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> Do you contest the accuracy of the original post?

Q <hr /></blockquote>

<font color="blue">I contest the left-wing spin that has been put on it.

Let's see </font color>


LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.

<font color="blue">Big deal. A lot of people get DUI's </font color>

My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

<font color="blue">never heard of that </font color>

MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.

<font color="blue">He did not go AWOL. Have you been paying attention? </font color>

I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.

<font color="blue">The military did not give drug tests back then. </font color>

By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

<font color="blue">nobody wanted to go to 'nam </font color>

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

<font color="blue">Which Ivy League school did you graduate from? </font color>

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for US. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.

<font color="blue">He was not involved in oil exploration.

The oil market collapsed in the mid-80's. His timing was not good /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif </font color>

The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

<font color="blue">I contest that. </font color>

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.

<font color="blue">I contest that. He and a consortium bought the Rangers. The county built them a stadium which increased the value of the team. He then sold his share of the team. Nothing illegal. </font color>

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

<font color="blue">whatever </font color>

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union


During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.

<font color="blue">Q, I've been to Houston. They refine oil there. It's a messy business. Is this news to you? </font color>

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.

<font color="blue">lot of murders in texas </font color>

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
over 500,000 votes.

<font color="blue">A bold-faced lie </font color>

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

<font color="blue">A DUI? Give me a break. </font color>

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

<font color="blue">Should we not have invaded Afghanistan? </font color>

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

<font color="blue">you make me laugh /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif </font color>

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market.

<font color="blue"> that atarted under Clinton. then 9/11 happened. but you knew that. </font color>

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month.

<font color="blue">not true </font color>

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

<font color="blue">rich people are usually smart </font color>

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in
U.S. History, Enron.

<font color="blue">Bush had nothing to do with enron and you know it </font color>

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

<font color="blue">lie </font color>

More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

<font color="blue">????? </font color>

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

<font color="blue">Is that because the UN named Libya and Iran as chairmen of the commision? /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif </font color>

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

<font color="blue">wtf? where does this crap come from? </font color>

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

<font color="blue">do you really think the President is ever on vacation? </font color>

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

<font color="blue">if they hate us so bad why does everybody want to come here? </font color>

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Qtec
03-25-2004, 07:21 AM
Just for sstarters Wally.

[ QUOTE ]
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

Which Ivy League school did you graduate from?
<hr /></blockquote>


Are you saying that GW got into Yale because he was such a smart student?

HaHaHa

Q

Iowashark
03-25-2004, 10:39 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> Are you saying that GW got into Yale because he was such a smart student?

HaHaHa

Q <hr /></blockquote>


Are you saying that he graduated from Yale because of who his father is? If this were true don't you think he also would've graduated with better scores because of who his father is?

But I think what Wally was trying to say is: Bush graduated from Yale, what Ivy League school did YOU graduate from?

Wally_in_Cincy
03-25-2004, 10:55 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Iowashark:</font><hr> ...what Ivy League school did YOU graduate from? <hr /></blockquote>

poison ivy /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Seriously though I think Qtec graduated from Whassa Matta U