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ras314
03-25-2004, 04:54 PM
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts business tycoon (whose hand had been caught in a fence while working at his country home), a doctor and the old man were talking about Senator John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day. The old Tycoon said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid idiot get down".

SPetty
03-25-2004, 07:14 PM
HAHAHAHA! That's funny.<blockquote><font class="small">Quote ras314:</font><hr> "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid idiot get down".<hr /></blockquote>But you sure you're not talking about Bush??!? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif

ras314
03-25-2004, 08:54 PM
Does kinda fit 'em both a bit. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Harold Acosta
03-26-2004, 09:57 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote ras314:</font><hr> While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts business tycoon (whose hand had been caught in a fence while working at his country home), a doctor and the old man were talking about Senator John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day. The old Tycoon said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid idiot get down".
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Man, I could have sworn that you were telling a "Bush" joke...