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dg-in-centralpa
04-21-2004, 05:36 PM
> >>A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he called his
> >>Accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing and an
> >>old pair of shoes. Let them think you're a pauper," the Accountant
> >>replied.
> >>
> >>Then he asked his Lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice:
> >>Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and expensive tie."
> >>
> >>Confused, the man went to his Rabbi who would surely know the correct
> >>answer. He told the Rabbi of the conflicting advice he had received,
and
> >>asked what should he do.
> >>
> >>"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be
> >>married, asked her mother what she should wear on her wedding night.
Her
> >>mother advised, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right
up
> >>to your neck, and wool socks."
> >>
> >>But when the woman asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice.
> >>"Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel."
> >>
> >>The man did not understand: "But Rabbi, what does all have to do with
my
> >>problem with the IRS ?"
> >>
> >>"It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Rabbi. "You're going to
> >>get screwed anyway!"

DG - gets it every year from the IRS

eg8r
04-22-2004, 06:32 AM
[ QUOTE ]
The man did not understand: "But Rabbi, what does all have to do with
my
> >>problem with the IRS ?"
> >>
> >>"It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Rabbi. "You're going to
> >>get screwed anyway!"

DG - gets it every year from the IRS
<hr /></blockquote> Very funny, true. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r &lt;~~~Favorite word on 4/15...Extention /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif