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dg-in-centralpa
04-25-2004, 06:44 PM
>
>TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY:
>
>10. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...
>
>9. Life is sexually transmitted...
>
>8. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die...
>
>7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
>use
>the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
>
>6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
>dying of
>nothing...
>
>5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
>to
>criticism...
>
>4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
>
>3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
>is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
>
>2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
>to
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first...
>
>1. You read about all these Terrorists; most of them came here legally,
>but
>they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15
>years.
>Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
>those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in
>charge
>of immigration & Homeland Security

DG - needs some humor before I go back to work tomorrow

bigshooter
04-25-2004, 06:51 PM
7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
>use
>the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day.........

Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

bluewolf
04-26-2004, 05:47 AM
When ur talking to someone and say after u say something funny, LOL, u know ur are addicted. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

LAURA