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dg-in-centralpa
04-25-2004, 06:50 PM
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonalds for making them fat."







The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonalds, or the tobacco companies?"

The man says,
"Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

DG - everybody looks good at 2am in the morning

Kato
04-26-2004, 04:52 PM
I think everyone that wants to file a lawsuit should have to ask me first. If I think it's worthy of a lawsuit then I'll give you a thumbs up. If I think it's stupid (ie, suing tobacco companies and Mickey D's) then you walk the plank.

Kato~~~still got that pirate thing going /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Nightstalker
04-26-2004, 05:57 PM
Do you have any last words before you walk the plank sir? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif