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dg-in-centralpa
05-05-2004, 05:41 PM
>(10) Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
>Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
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>(9) Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
>Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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>(8) Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
>Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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>(7) Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
>Caddy: "Eventually."
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>(6) Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
>Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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>(5) Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, It's too much of a
>distraction."
>Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
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>(4) Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
>Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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>(3) Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
>Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
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>(2) Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
>Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
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>and the #1 best caddy comment:
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>Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
>Caddy: "It's been a long time since you teed off.

DG - never played a game of golf ever, only mini golf

Nightstalker
05-05-2004, 08:02 PM
LMFAO, those were great! Being an avid golfer I really can relate to those! Thanks for the laughs! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

nAz
05-05-2004, 09:04 PM
lol 10, 9 and 6 sound familiar. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif