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05-06-2004, 10:55 AM
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went
unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at
age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

05-06-2004, 11:36 AM
Naughty boy! /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif That is as bad as the man with the one-legged pig. He didn't want to eat a pig that tasted that good all a one time. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

05-06-2004, 12:41 PM
That's as bad as the guy with the dog with no legs. He named him "Cigarette" because every day, he had to take him out for a drag.

05-06-2004, 12:59 PM
That's as bad as the woman whose leg was shorter than the other...her name was Eileen. Or the guy who had both legs cut off at the knees...his name was Neal.

DG - bad but good

Chris Cass
05-06-2004, 01:22 PM
This is way too funny. LMAO


05-06-2004, 01:37 PM
Or the chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other... her name was Irene.

9 Ball Girl
05-06-2004, 01:45 PM
Or like the man who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

9 Ball Girl
05-06-2004, 01:47 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> That's as bad as the woman whose leg was shorter than the other...her name was Eileen.<hr /></blockquote>Eileen? Was her husband Ben Dover? /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

05-06-2004, 03:01 PM
No I think it was Dick Hertz or Jack Mehoff. They had a nephew named Dixon Paine.

DG - lmao /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

05-06-2004, 04:56 PM
ha ha ha /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

05-06-2004, 08:03 PM
this is way to funny. thank you for making my day. i needed a good laugh........................................mike