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05-09-2004, 12:43 PM
CIA Test results.......

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists ... 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the
CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair.
"Kill her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."

The second man was given them same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She e was given the same
instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

DG - I agree

Chris Cass
05-09-2004, 01:57 PM
She got even for leaving the seat up. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

05-10-2004, 03:43 AM
/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

05-10-2004, 02:47 PM
Isn't that the truth!

DG - been there several times