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05-10-2004, 09:06 PM
Two Doctors decided to share offices in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and

The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, so
they had to change it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the
sign to"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives
and Anal-retentives."

Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds."
Unacceptable again, they're getting miffed, so they
tried "Lost Souls and A**-holes."

Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts,"
"Queers and Rears," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and
Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons."

They finally settled on: "Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones, Odds
& Ends."

05-11-2004, 01:56 PM
Interesting signs.

DG - cute