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dg-in-centralpa
05-15-2004, 02:39 PM
WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE

What else would you expect from such simple creatures!?
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
They can be president.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear no T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They never have to drive to another gas station because this one's “just disgusting.”
They don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at their chest when they’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are completed in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five day vacation requires only one, small suitcase.
They can open all of their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite them to something, he or she can still be their friend.
Their underwear costs $8.95…………….for a three-pack.
They almost never have strap problems in public.
They are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years. Maybe decades!
They only have to shave their face and neck.
They get to play with toys all their life. And it’s considered normal.
Their belly usually hides their big hips.
One wallet; one pair of shoes; one color……all seasons.
They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
They can do their nails with a pocket knife.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.


Is it any wonder that men are happier?


DG - works for me
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Cueless Joey
05-15-2004, 03:42 PM
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They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. <hr /></blockquote>
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Nightstalker
05-15-2004, 11:16 PM
LMAO, you're not the only procrastinator!

The one that jumped out to me was this one:

If someone forgets to invite them to something, he or she can still be their friend.

Why do women become so insulted by this? Is it that they *cough* think so often of others that when others do not reciprocate they take that as an insult? Kind of like the road ragers, huh? The rager never cuts anyone off, but as soon as someone does it to them they are in code red-attack offending motorist. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif