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dg-in-centralpa
05-15-2004, 02:42 PM
>> On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal
>>car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
>>waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
>>
>> While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get
>>married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter
>>says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go
>>find out," and he leaves.
>>
>> The couple sat and waited for an answer...
>>
>> ...for a couple of months.
>>
>> While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to
>> get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with
>> the eternal aspect of it all.
>>
>> "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered,
>> "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
>>
>> After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,
>> looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple,
>> "you CAN get married in Heaven."
>>
>> "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if
>> things don't work out ? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
>>
>> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the
>>ground.
>> "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>>
>>
>>
>> "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find
>>a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a
>>lawyer?

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Chris Cass
05-15-2004, 06:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

C.C.