Senior Citizens

[dg-in-centralpa]

Senior citizens
A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking
about their ailments:
"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said
one.
"Ha! My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee,"
replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said
a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old
man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence...
"Well, it's not all bad," said one woman cheerfully.
"Thank goodness we can still drive!"

DG - will be a senior one of these days

[PQQLK9]

I saw a bumper sticker that read...
"when I get old I am going to move to Florida and drive real slow"
/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[SpiderMan]

I stopped behind one that read "You're ugly, and your mom dresses you funny". I looked around to see if anyone else was riding with me /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

SpiderMan

[mred477]

For some reason, as a Florida resident, that joke doesn't really do it for me /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Will ~ wondering how there are so many old people from Ontario

[pooltchr]

<blockquote><font class="small">Quote mred477:</font><hr> For some reason, as a Florida resident, that joke doesn't really do it for me /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Will ~ wondering how there are so many old people from Ontario <hr /></blockquote>

I agree...nothing funny about the way the seniors drive down there.

Best bumper sticker I saw when I lived in West Palm...."I'm not a tourist, I live and work here. Get the Hell out of my way."