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05-17-2004, 05:21 PM
Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during
One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old
and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age.
How do you feel?
Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe."
Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in
the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I
just wet my pants."

DG - if I ever get like this, shoot me