dg-in-centralpa
05-17-2004, 05:23 PM
* I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed
it.
* I had amnesia once ------ or twice.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* They told me I was gullible ....... and I believed them.
* Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
* When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like
a nail.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help "groups?"
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* What's another word for thesaurus?
* Is Marx's tomb a Communist plot?
* Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
DG - inquiring minds want to know
it.
* I had amnesia once ------ or twice.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* They told me I was gullible ....... and I believed them.
* Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
* When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like
a nail.
* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
* What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help "groups?"
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* What's another word for thesaurus?
* Is Marx's tomb a Communist plot?
* Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
DG - inquiring minds want to know