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dg-in-centralpa
05-17-2004, 05:23 PM
* I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed
it.

* I had amnesia once ------ or twice.

* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

* They told me I was gullible ....... and I believed them.

* Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

* What if there were no hypothetical questions?

* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

* When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like
a nail.

* A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

* What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

* How can there be self-help "groups?"

* Is there another word for synonym?

* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

* Is it possible to be totally partial?

* What's another word for thesaurus?

* Is Marx's tomb a Communist plot?

* Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?

DG - inquiring minds want to know