highsea
05-19-2004, 07:19 PM
Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet--in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for the football game tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "F&*# you, towel-head!"
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The second guy says, "F&*# you, towel-head!"
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