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05-20-2004, 09:55 PM
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - With the U.S. presidential election approaching, late night television comics are poking fun at the candidates.
Here are some of the lines broadcast on Wednesday:

NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":

"John Kerry met with Howard Dean this week to get strategic advice. That make sense? Shouldn't he get strategic advice from someone who actually won a primary? Isn't that like getting public relations advice from Donald Rumsfeld?"

ABC's "Late Show" with David Letterman:

the White House is now saying that they still do not have a timetable for when the U.S. will be out of Iraq although they hinted that it might be early in the Kerry administration."

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05-21-2004, 05:04 AM
They both are pretty funny. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif