View Full Version : Real Newspaper Headlines

05-21-2004, 10:31 AM
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

HaHaHa /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

05-21-2004, 10:41 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

<hr /></blockquote>


25. Problem of Teenage Pregnancy is Mounting

05-21-2004, 11:53 AM
Woman off to jail for sex with boys
The Record

How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
The Royal Gazette

Plot to kill officer had vicious side
The Chicago Tribune

Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
Holland Sentinal

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
The New York Times

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
The Los Angeles Times

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch

Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant

Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun

Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

05-21-2004, 11:58 AM
A Few More:

Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
The Sunday Oregonian

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty

Man shoots neighbor with machete
The Miami Herald

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
The New York Times

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
The Los Angeles Times

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
The Oregonian

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Lexington Herald-Leader

Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

Economist uses theory to explain economy
Collinsville Herald-Journal

Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce

Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch

Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, New York, Democrat &amp; Chronicle

-CM /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif