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05-25-2004, 10:02 PM
I get so much that I'm now paying for extra storage. Take today...I get one "See First Time Lesbians"..like I'm gonna pay for amateurs.
And another "Add 3 inches" ..like i need another 3 when i'm trying to lose 6 inches. I f I need to add another 3, I'll go to Mcdonald's and say "supersize me"
And another ...an Att'y in S. Africa says that a man with my last name, died intestate, leaving a lotto winnings sized estate. He wants to have me named as beneficiary...right! what kind of fool does he take me for? He wants 65% of my inheritance...like I'm going to give away my rightful $$...Africa, must be dad's side of the family

05-26-2004, 09:38 AM
I set up 'junk' accounts at yahoo and then whenever I fill out a form at a porn, oops I mean pool site I use that address. Somehow one 'increase your size' spammer has already found my new work address anyway. Bastards