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05-27-2004, 05:25 PM
> A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The
> wife is standing in front
> of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at
> herself.
> "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror,
> and I see an old woman. My
> face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> waist, and my butt is
> hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms
> are all
> flabby".
> She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me
> something positive to make me
> feel better about myself."
> He studies hard for a moment thinking about it....
> and then says in a soft,
> thoughtful voice, "Well, ...there's nothing wrong
> with your eyesight!"
> Services for the husband will be held Saturday
> morning at 10:30 at St.
> Anselm's Roman Catholic Church. Female friends of
> the family are invited.

DG - won't make this mistake /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif