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dg-in-centralpa
05-29-2004, 07:10 PM
Dear Tide:

I'm writing to tell you what an excellent product you have! I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, ever since my Mom told me it was t
he best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even
better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing
led to another and I ended up with some his blood on my white blouse. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out . After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when
the detectives came by yesterday, they told me that the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative, and then my attorney called and said that I would no
longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a
relief.
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I
have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

Signed,
A relieved menopausal wife


DG - glad my wife isn't like this lol

CarolNYC
05-30-2004, 01:41 AM
Oh my goodness!

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unfeeling and uncaring husband <hr /></blockquote>
Glad your not like that,Duane!:):)

Carol~loyal Tide user! /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

highsea
05-30-2004, 12:04 PM
I love the Tide website. lol. Check out the stain detective. hahahaha
This is a quote from their forum: (yes, they have a forum)
Hard Water &amp; Protein stains

Original Message:

BabInSA TX wrote: 05/22 at 04:43 pm

I won't go into detales, but gee wiz even Tide won't cut protein stains!
Any suggestions?
BA in SA TX

hahahahahahahaaha take off the dress, Monica!