View Full Version : Snotty Receptionist

06-03-2004, 07:58 PM
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you
tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know
most of us have
experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
self-embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with
the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full
of others,
if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited
several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office
erupted in laughter.

DG - my grandfather would have been like this