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05-04-2002, 07:13 AM
Check out this profile---

http://vp3.0catch.com/lessons.htm
Occupation Pool player, bodybuilder, God.
Hobbies Pool, IQ, muscles, speed, sports, chess, time machines.
Location Sweden
Bio Goal: World champ in: Pool, snooker, 100 meter run, weightlifting, bodybuilding, boxing, martial arts, Formula 1, golf, chess. Creating a sport with high IQ and good body. President of the world. Building a time machine. Creating a perfect planet...

Almost sounds like Hitler, reincarnated!!!!

Tom_In_Cincy
05-04-2002, 09:55 AM
Patrick is an alien.. from another world.. he is ranked in the top 1000 of virtual pool playing cyber junkies..

05-04-2002, 10:24 AM
Its always nice to have goals I guess ?

WaltVA
05-04-2002, 11:55 AM
After years of reading Patrick's posts on various sites, I wonder why he didn't practice "creating a perfect planet" on his home world. Maybe he got exiled??

Walt in VA

05-04-2002, 01:19 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: 867-5309:</font><hr> Check out this profile---

<a target="_blank" href=http://vp3.0catch.com/lessons.htm>http://vp3.0catch.com/lessons.htm</a>
Occupation Pool player, bodybuilder, God.
Hobbies Pool, IQ, muscles, speed, sports, chess, time machines.
Location Sweden
Bio Goal: World champ in: Pool, snooker, 100 meter run, weightlifting, bodybuilding, boxing, martial arts, Formula 1, golf, chess. Creating a sport with high IQ and good body. President of the world. Building a time machine. Creating a perfect planet...

Almost sounds like Hitler, reincarnated!!!! <hr></blockquote>


That's just Patrick. He's a free spirit, generally harmless, and frequently entertaining

rackmup
05-06-2002, 06:29 AM
Patrick is a superior being, held captive in a human body, relegated to staying home and playing VP3 due to his intolerance of the sunlight and it's harmful rays, lifts weights to increase his muscle size (for fighting off those who would exile him from Earth before his mission is complete) and is basically, as Aliens go, friendly and means no harm to anyone.

Regards,

Ken (used to bash Patrick until one day, a pod appeared at the foot of my bed with a note that read..."Be afraid.")

P.S.

Anyone heard from Patrick lately?

marek
05-06-2002, 07:20 AM
Yeah...by reading his posts you get the image..he IS an alien! But I must admit that i have played Patrick in VP3 (which I play occasionally when i dont play in real poolhall). He is really good in VP3 and if he played the same kind of pool in real life he would be quite good player. Especially his position game is strong....Generally I like him because its always very funny to read that bunch of nonsense he writes all the time... /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif

MikeM
05-06-2002, 08:30 AM
Who needs Patrick when we have the guy with the most vivid imagination right here? I'm referring, of course, to Ken "Sneakin' upstairs w/Dr. D" Rackmup.

MM

rackmup
05-06-2002, 08:36 AM
My imagination is limited to "Earthly boundaries." Patrick's spans the entire Universe.

Regards,

Ken (sneakin' back downstairs)

Chris Cass
05-06-2002, 08:46 AM
Hi Marek,

Long time no see. How've you been and hows things going? Good to see ya post. The sponsor thing going good? Are you eating? I know it's a tough road, like to join you though.LOL

Regards,

C.C.

05-06-2002, 01:10 PM
Due to the overwhelming demand for his autographs, Patrick remains busy, working on new projects, to get the message across. Re: his photo. Many people thought he was preparing for the Guiness world record gargling championship, however after seeing "Memphis Blues", I believe he is practising for the upcoming Tuvan throat-singing championships.Throat, or overtone singing, is a unique acoustic effect the result of a highly coordinated posturing of the vocal folds (e.g., a complex setting of register(s)... a la "soprano" in voice science terminology), purely supra-laryngeal in nature; or a combination of both. Or it may be the result of sustaining a configuration of the supra-laryngeal cavity which enhances certain(resonant) frequencies of the fundamental tone. As you can see,mastering this discipline would also limit the time Patrick has to post on the board.
the good news however, is that thanks to the magic of the internet, microsoft agent technology, and the Cyberbuddy free software; I am developing an agent "Patrick" Downloading this free app. will mean that Patrick will read your email, and news headlines, to you, tell you jokes, offer a compliment, even sing for you. He'll be in your computer, and on your desktop. You'll wake up to him, and go to bed with him, virtually, of course

05-06-2002, 03:16 PM
Be nice to Patrick. He has done nothing wrong to anyone. Stop insulting him. Patrick has never insulted you or anyone else.

Tom_In_Cincy
05-06-2002, 03:31 PM
Uh.. what insults are you talking about?

Eric.
05-06-2002, 03:37 PM
I don't have a beef with Patrick but I will say that some of the stuff that comes outta his mouth is pretty funny and some stuff is way out there. Way out.
Anyway, live and let live. Ramble on, Pat!

Eric &gt;had my experiences in the 70's

rackmup
05-06-2002, 08:54 PM
Where in this thread do you see an insult and if you do, who are you giving this directive to???

Regards,

Ken (doesn't know what the hell anonymous is talking about)

Troy
05-06-2002, 10:06 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: rackmup:</font><hr> Where in this thread do you see an insult and if you do, who are you giving this directive to???

Regards,

Ken (doesn't know what the hell anonymous is talking about) <hr></blockquote>

Maybe this "Anon" is a clone of good 'ol Patrick. Sure sounds like some of Patrick's ramblin's..... /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif

Patrick
05-07-2002, 06:55 AM
Anonymous
(Unregistered)
05/06/02 11:16 PM
216.66.128.169

Patrick
(journeyman)
05/07/02 02:55 PM
193.150.195.43

His ip address is american, mine is swedish.

Patrick

Kato
05-07-2002, 07:16 AM
Josh bought 1 of Patrick's autographs for 10 bucks. Pretty obvious he's one person that's taking advantage of a supreme money making opportunity.

Kato~~~just wants the pod to go away

Tom_In_Cincy
05-07-2002, 09:35 AM
IP Address are not bound to countries. They are World Wide listings.. NOT country listings..

05-07-2002, 03:39 PM
Go back in your hole Troy.

marek
05-07-2002, 04:22 PM
Hi Chriss!
I have been lurking here for a while. /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif 10 days ago I finished second in nationals in snooker here (but nothing to be very proud of as snooker is REALLY minor sport here - regural runs of 30 and 40 points are enough to be among 4 best players here) and last weekend I finished 3rd in speedball nationals (exhibition game where you try to shoot all 15 balls in the pockets as fast as possible - PB 1min5sec). So I have been fine for last few weeks. But now next 3 weeks will be quite important to me. There will be 2 big tournys here and I really wish to make good results. And as my transfer to my new club is nearly complete right now and as my sponsor is quite eager to see me in some big action I plan to go to Eurotour event next month in Petrograd, Russia. Bit nervous about it but I am looking forward to it very much! Tomorrow I will play in tourny with top competition and I am taking it as a little test for those upcoming events.
So generally nothing really happens here.... /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif /ccboard/images/icons/smile.gif
Cya!

stickman
05-07-2002, 04:49 PM
Good luck to you Marek. Keep us posted of your successes.

Chris Cass
05-07-2002, 06:14 PM
Hi Marek,

I know you probably know this and don't need any advice from a small fry like myself but, I'm pulling big time for ya brother.

I want you not to take anything positive, lightly. Snooker tourney or not, it's still competition and you did well. Test tourney should be not looked at, as a test. You should look at it as, a warm up for your next victory.

I know your a modest man and respect you too but, I'm getting the feeling from you that your not pumped. Also, worried about your sponsor? I want you to not sweat the sponsor and go into this event as a professional and there to show what you have and let them know, they can't deal with your game. Now, show them your from the CCB.

Had enough? lol

C.C.~~Marek's coach.
OH, glad to see you came back.

Jay M
05-07-2002, 07:12 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Tom_In_Cincy:</font><hr> IP Address are not bound to countries. They are World Wide listings.. NOT country listings.. <hr></blockquote>

Actually, IP addresses are world wide in one sense, however providers purchase blocks of them. Your ISP has a block of IP addresses that allow you to look up the general location of the provider. It is fairly unlikely that a person in Sweden would have an ISP based in the United States, or vice versa.

Just an FYI. you can look up the ISP's that own a given set of IP's here:

http://www.arin.net/whois/arinwhois.html (US)
http://www.ripe.net/perl/whois (Europe)
http://www.apnic.net/ (Asia)
http://www.nic.mil/dodnic/contents.html (US Military)
http://www.nic.gov/cgi-bin/whois (US Government)

HTH

Jay M

Patrick
05-09-2002, 06:31 PM
<a target="_blank" href=http://vp3.0catch.com/tera.htm>http://vp3.0catch.com/tera.htm</a>
I made animations of my goal on my site.http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/alien/beammeup.gif

Patrick

Vagabond
05-09-2002, 07:11 PM
Hi Patrick,
How are u able to make your neck bulge like that ( as shown in your picture).It is amazing!!!.I visited your site.A neat society. Cheers
Vagabond

Patrick
05-09-2002, 07:42 PM
I train my neck with a special exercise.

Patrick

Troy
05-09-2002, 09:10 PM
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;font class=&amp;quot;small&amp;quot;&gt;Quote: Anonymous:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;hr&gt; Go back in your hole Troy. &lt;hr&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Oh my, an idle threat from a nameless...... I quake with fear...

05-10-2002, 02:24 AM
Hey Patrick. I'm glad to see the negative people haven't chased you away. You can take solace in the fact that you must be doing something right or they would not have bothered you in the first place. I hope you stick around. I continue to look forward to your perspective on things.

05-10-2002, 02:28 AM
BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH. Thats all you ever say. You are tiring.