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dg-in-centralpa
06-09-2004, 05:33 PM
> Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very
lonely.
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> So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
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> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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> God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and
that it would be a woman.
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> He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she
will cook for you,
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> and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
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> She will always agree with every decision you make and she
will not nag you,
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> and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when
you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!
>
>
> She will bear your children,
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> and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.
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> "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you
love and passion whenever you need it."
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> Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
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> God replied, "An arm and a leg."
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> Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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> Of course the rest is history......................

DG - it's been a slow day /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.giflol