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06-22-2004, 07:37 PM
A teacher in a small Texas town smilingly asked her 4th-grade class how many were Bush fans. Not really sure what a Bush
fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher, a little taken aback, asked Johnny why he didn't agree with the rest of the class.
Johnny replied, "I'm not a Bush fan."
"Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny said, "I'm a Kerry fan."
The teacher asked why he preferred Kerry.
Johnny said, "Well, my mom's a kerry fan, and my dad's a kerry fan, so I'm a kerry fan."
The Republican teacher really lost it, because this is Texas.
She asked Johnny, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?
What would that make you?"
Johnny replied, "That would make me a Bush fan." lol
And a quote, boy this mans got a way with words /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif "It's white" - G W Bush when asked to say what he felt about the White House.
fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher, a little taken aback, asked Johnny why he didn't agree with the rest of the class.
Johnny replied, "I'm not a Bush fan."
"Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny said, "I'm a Kerry fan."
The teacher asked why he preferred Kerry.
Johnny said, "Well, my mom's a kerry fan, and my dad's a kerry fan, so I'm a kerry fan."
The Republican teacher really lost it, because this is Texas.
She asked Johnny, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?
What would that make you?"
Johnny replied, "That would make me a Bush fan." lol
And a quote, boy this mans got a way with words /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif "It's white" - G W Bush when asked to say what he felt about the White House.