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nAz
06-22-2004, 07:37 PM
A teacher in a small Texas town smilingly asked her 4th-grade class how many were Bush fans. Not really sure what a Bush
fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher, a little taken aback, asked Johnny why he didn't agree with the rest of the class.

Johnny replied, "I'm not a Bush fan."
"Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny said, "I'm a Kerry fan."

The teacher asked why he preferred Kerry.

Johnny said, "Well, my mom's a kerry fan, and my dad's a kerry fan, so I'm a kerry fan."

The Republican teacher really lost it, because this is Texas.
She asked Johnny, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?
What would that make you?"

Johnny replied, "That would make me a Bush fan." lol

And a quote, boy this mans got a way with words /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif "It's white" - G W Bush when asked to say what he felt about the White House.

highsea
06-23-2004, 02:09 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>And a quote, boy this mans got a way with words /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif "It's white" - G W Bush when asked to say what he felt about the White House.<hr /></blockquote>
At least he didn't say "that's where I get my hummers"

-CM~~just making stuff up...

9 Ball Girl
06-23-2004, 06:56 AM
Johnny. Why are they always named Johnny???