View Full Version : Bush and Kerry both get haircuts

07-01-2004, 06:56 PM
G.W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up in the same barbershop to get a haircut. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were afraid to start a conversation for fear that it would turn to politics.
The barber that was cutting John Kerry's hair finished first and leaned over to grab a bottle of aftershave, but John Kerry quickly stopped him saying, "No thanks, if you put that on me, my wife Theresa will smell it and think I've been inside a whorehouse!"
The barber that was cutting G.W.'s hair finished about that time and asked, "How about you?" G.W. smiled and said, "Go ahead, slap some on! Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!"

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