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07-06-2004, 02:59 PM
We live in troubled times, and I'm taking steps to safeguard my own home. I bought a metal detector, and any visitors will have to undergo a full body scan. If they raise the threat warnings, then I'll also need to do a body cavity search. In safer times, I would have offered wine first, but we can't be too careful. Here's a tip:
if someone knocks at your door wearing a kafkan, and turban, full beard, and fully armed....do not let them in, be suspicious.....7/11 does not deliver Slurppies