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nAz
07-14-2004, 08:24 AM
For all you single females out there...finally a site for mail order husbands. Happy shopping Wendy /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

9 Ball Girl
07-14-2004, 08:30 AM
Oh yeah baby. This is my guy right here:

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/6.jpg

Wendy<---Not Single!!!

stickman
07-14-2004, 08:33 AM
LMAO! HaaaHaaa /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

nAz
07-14-2004, 08:33 AM
Bwahahhaa sorry but he looks better then the Taco. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

landshark77
07-14-2004, 08:38 AM
How are they gonna have one for half price? What's wrong with him? I'm always looking for a bargin...too bad I'm taken /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/15a.jpg

9 Ball Girl
07-14-2004, 09:38 AM
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! How about this guy? He can pass for a poolplayer since I know a couple that look like this:

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/4.jpg

woody_968
07-14-2004, 11:34 AM
How bout this one, best thing is he is a romantic!

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/32.jpg

I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
Country: New Mexico, U.S.A.

Cueless Joey
07-14-2004, 12:12 PM
Definitely right-handed. Combs his hair with his right and parts it way to the left. Must be liberal. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
If Bill Gates and Barbra Streisand had a son, he'd be it, err him.

Rod
07-14-2004, 12:29 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Country: Romania
<hr /></blockquote>

Well there you go lady's. Any big girls here that drive a camero? I'm supprised he didn't add the have insurance clause in there. lol Oh don't forget you have to be a nurse to dress his wounds. Doesn't he sound interesting? He either gets in fights, inflicts self abuse or is a complete clutz. ha ha

9 Ball Girl
07-14-2004, 12:38 PM
Joey you're killing me over here! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

SPetty
07-14-2004, 12:51 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rod:</font><hr>Any big girls here that drive a camaro? <hr /></blockquote>hahaha! I know a tall one that drives a Trans Am! (hint: she calls it "The Beast"!)

Rod
07-14-2004, 01:00 PM
LOL, wonders if the one your thinking of, wink wink, is interested in this outstanding young man?

Cueless Joey
07-14-2004, 01:11 PM
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/2.jpg Sluggo?
[ QUOTE ]
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.
Country: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A <hr /></blockquote>
This dude is commited to finding a roof over his head.
18 to 45 or older if we do not touch a lot?
What's a lot with a 60-yr old lady?

nAz
07-14-2004, 02:15 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Cueless Joey:</font><hr>
This dude is commited to finding a roof over his head.
18 to 45 or older if we do not touch a lot?
What's a lot with a 60-yr old lady?
<hr /></blockquote>

Hey the guy has his priorities straight as soon as he is old enough he is leaving home. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Cueless Joey
07-14-2004, 02:54 PM
Err, he has no choice.
Momma is throwing it out.
Look at him. Who do you think eats all the food in that house? /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

highsea
07-14-2004, 02:54 PM
One of their success stories.

Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc.

Arlina met her husband, Mark through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.

"Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I ordered Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!" -Arlina

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/images/couple-2.jpg

Wow. Can you say "deer in the headlights?" /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

woody_968
07-14-2004, 03:03 PM
That has got to be one of the saddest love stories I have ever read.

woody_968
07-14-2004, 03:08 PM
This is the picture on their home page.

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/images/index-3.gif

Ya dont see anyone close to that on the order page /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

nAz
07-14-2004, 03:18 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote woody_968:</font><hr> That has got to be one of the saddest love stories I have ever read. <hr /></blockquote>

I don't know they look pretty happy to me. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif


OMG can you imagine what kids will look like if they decide to procreate??? /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

woody_968
07-14-2004, 03:19 PM
Just to see what happens I clicked the answers on their questionair (Yes I am a straight, well adjusted, happily married man, so no jokes on me looking for a mate /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif )

Here is who they would have paired me up with /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif

Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

Hope my wife doesnt see this, she may want to replace me /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

landshark77
07-14-2004, 03:20 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote highsea:</font><hr> One of their success stories.

Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc.

Arlina met her husband, Mark through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.

"Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I ordered Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!" -Arlina

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/images/couple-2.jpg

Wow. Can you say "deer in the headlights?" /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

lol, it's amazing that lookers like that would have to resort to an internet page to find romance. What is the world coming too?

highsea
07-14-2004, 03:25 PM
About Mail Order Husbands, Inc.

Mail Order Husbands, Inc. has global operations in 157 countries. Its services range from spouse-ordering services for women to university diploma-ordering services as well as other services it prefers not to discuss. The MailOrderHusbands.net division was recently nominated by the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences for a prestigious Webby Award as one of the best services on the Internet. The nomination was later revoked upon further consideration.

LOL, for a little extra, you can get a college diploma for your new husband. I would say that is a wise investment, judging from the looks of the bachelors. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

SPetty
07-14-2004, 04:35 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote woody_968:</font><hr> Here is who they would have paired me up with /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif

Hans of Hannover Germany <hr /></blockquote>I didn't visit the site until you mentioned the survey. I thought it'd be interesting to see who I got.

I got Hans of Hannover Germany too.

This is weird. May he's just "boy of the day" today?

Rod
07-14-2004, 04:39 PM
Well now that you mention it, I didn't know there was a quiz. Guess what, I got Hans too. lol I wonder what his female counterpart would be if it was a mail order bride instead? I shutter to think of such an adventure. lol

Rod

UWPoolGod
07-14-2004, 04:59 PM
I got Hans too. Must automatically go to him.

Todd &lt;-- where do I sign up?

woody_968
07-14-2004, 05:19 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote UWPoolGod:</font><hr> I got Hans too. Must automatically go to him.

<hr /></blockquote>

That, or we are all very compatible /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

landshark77
07-15-2004, 07:19 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote UWPoolGod:</font><hr> I got Hans too. Must automatically go to him.

Todd &lt;-- where do I sign up? <hr /></blockquote>

I took the quiz too and also got Hans, so I went back and changed all of my answers and it gave me Hans again. So my only conclusion is that Hans paid for the VIP membership to "find love" in the shortest amount of time possible.

wolfdancer
07-17-2004, 01:33 AM
9BG...they all do seem to have a certain je ne sais quoi...but,I've seen these pictures before...weren't they taken at the last CCB tournament...and isn't that Dave Syrja, without the hat?
Or maybe that's the HS grad class from Port Arthur, Tx

9 Ball Girl
07-17-2004, 08:18 AM
Gasp! The CCB just happens to be a good looking crowd:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid81/p529a3b356fe38564a2e8f1bbb43db1f5/fafbae35.jpg