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dg-in-centralpa
07-14-2004, 08:14 PM
>
> Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave.
> They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them
that
> the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off.
>
> The entrance opens, and two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the
> aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
> other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
>
> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit,
> the door closes, and the engines start up.
>
> The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign
that
> this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
>
> The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting
in
> the window seats realize that they're headed straight for the water at the
> edge of the airport territory.
>
> As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water,
panicked
> screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the
> air.
> The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
> into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good
> hands.
>
> In the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob,
> one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna
die.

DG

woody_968
07-14-2004, 08:44 PM
LOL

Ya had me worried at first. I thought it said BLOND pilots, now that could have been tragic /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Cueless Joey
07-14-2004, 09:34 PM
Funny. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Woody I can't help notice you misspelled the word you're twice in your signature. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
We have a spelling police here. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

woody_968
07-14-2004, 10:01 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Cueless Joey:</font><hr>
Woody I can't help notice you misspelled the word you're twice in your signature. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
We have a spelling police here. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>

OMG I never noticed /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif and IM telling blond joke ROFL