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dg-in-centralpa
08-01-2004, 09:11 AM
Andy Rooney says.... "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
of
> all. Here are just a few reasons why:
>
> An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
> "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>
> If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
> around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's
> usually something more interesting.
>
> An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
> is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom.
>
> Few women past the age of 40 give a darn what you might think about
> her or what she's doing.
>
> An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships"
and
> commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey,
> clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
>
> Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the
> opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant Of course, if you
deserve
> it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with
it.
> Over 40 women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's
> like to be unappreciated.
>
> An over 40 woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
> friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend
> because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. A woman over 40
couldn't
> care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
> knows her friends won't betray her.
>
> Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
> to an over 40 woman. They always know. (oh yeah ya do - it's good for
you!)
>
> An over 40 woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
> true of younger women.
>
> Over 40 women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
are a
> jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where
> you stand with her.
>
> Yes, we praise over 40 women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's
> not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
> 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself
> with some 22-year-old waitress.
>
> Ladies, I apologize.
>
> Andy Rooney


DG - my woman is over 40