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08-01-2004, 09:21 AM
An Attorney's bad day

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due
to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency
to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door his schrew of a wife started on
about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?," and
on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub... pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution
after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little
and went upstairs to give him the good news.

When she opened the bathroom door the sight of her husband's ass greeted
her as he bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For God's sake,
Woman, doesn't anything about me please you!?"


08-01-2004, 05:21 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif