wolfdancer
08-05-2004, 12:44 PM
I thought I'd catch you up-to-date, on our local news. Remember "As Woodland goes, so goes the Nation!"
Political item:
"MAN DROPS TRY FOR RIDGEFIELD CITY MANAGER"
"Several months ago, I applied for the City Manager position in Ridgefield with eery confidence that my education and experience would give me an excellent shot at the job. I know when I'm licked by front page stories, television news, Good Morning America, the BBC. I couldn't get that kind of attention if I was engaged to J-Lo and Brittany Spears simultaniously.
How can I compete with a candidate with that smile, that charisma, that dogged determination? I am now switching my career goal to Ass't City Manager. I'm guessing that Otis will need help with some of his duties like reading, writing, and speaking, so I am behind Otis all the way, with a pooper scooper, if needed"....New candidate for Ass't Ridgefield City Mgr. Bob Dingethal
In a related item, Otis for City Manager postcards are now for sale. The "Otis for City Manager" was a lark by a few business owners, that caught on like wildfire, spreading to the British Isles and Germany. People are now making the 3 mi trek off the freeway to catch a glimpse of Otis, the now worldwide famous Boston Terrior.And business has picked up, since these same visitors are spending money locally
Then there is "HONEST JOHN, 7, TURNS IN CASH"
John Ricci Dean Mayo, named after family friend and actor, John Schneider found $40 at the Safeway Market and promptly turned it in to the customer service dep't.
I'll be calling young Mr. Mayo ( Mayo? sounds more like he was named after Richard Gere "An Officer and a Gentleman" ) and explaining to him the concept of "Windfall" After all, Possesion is ....
And finally there was this ad for Big John's Driving School, citing the top 5 reasons why you should pick their school:
5. You will be treated like young adults, not little children. You do not have to raise your hand to use the restroom.
4. You can make up missed classes.
3. Exciting classes filled with stories of real life driving experiences.
2. You are going to learn driving stuff and have fun doing it.
AND #1
WE HAVE BIG JOHN,NIKKI & BOB....and THEY don't.
My imagination runs wild about the real life driving tales...and learning "driving stuff" as opposed to boring safety rules, etc...
You don't suppose Otis would be interested in running for President? Folks say the country is going to the dogs................
The new local poolroom, located in my garage is doing fine...I have a monthly memebrship....now, I need to get a table light, paint the walls, decorate, etc...and put a cable outlet there....but it's been relaxing to just hit some balls to break up the day. Nice thing about a home table...you can play in your underwear, and it doesn't even have to be clean underwear.
Political item:
"MAN DROPS TRY FOR RIDGEFIELD CITY MANAGER"
"Several months ago, I applied for the City Manager position in Ridgefield with eery confidence that my education and experience would give me an excellent shot at the job. I know when I'm licked by front page stories, television news, Good Morning America, the BBC. I couldn't get that kind of attention if I was engaged to J-Lo and Brittany Spears simultaniously.
How can I compete with a candidate with that smile, that charisma, that dogged determination? I am now switching my career goal to Ass't City Manager. I'm guessing that Otis will need help with some of his duties like reading, writing, and speaking, so I am behind Otis all the way, with a pooper scooper, if needed"....New candidate for Ass't Ridgefield City Mgr. Bob Dingethal
In a related item, Otis for City Manager postcards are now for sale. The "Otis for City Manager" was a lark by a few business owners, that caught on like wildfire, spreading to the British Isles and Germany. People are now making the 3 mi trek off the freeway to catch a glimpse of Otis, the now worldwide famous Boston Terrior.And business has picked up, since these same visitors are spending money locally
Then there is "HONEST JOHN, 7, TURNS IN CASH"
John Ricci Dean Mayo, named after family friend and actor, John Schneider found $40 at the Safeway Market and promptly turned it in to the customer service dep't.
I'll be calling young Mr. Mayo ( Mayo? sounds more like he was named after Richard Gere "An Officer and a Gentleman" ) and explaining to him the concept of "Windfall" After all, Possesion is ....
And finally there was this ad for Big John's Driving School, citing the top 5 reasons why you should pick their school:
5. You will be treated like young adults, not little children. You do not have to raise your hand to use the restroom.
4. You can make up missed classes.
3. Exciting classes filled with stories of real life driving experiences.
2. You are going to learn driving stuff and have fun doing it.
AND #1
WE HAVE BIG JOHN,NIKKI & BOB....and THEY don't.
My imagination runs wild about the real life driving tales...and learning "driving stuff" as opposed to boring safety rules, etc...
You don't suppose Otis would be interested in running for President? Folks say the country is going to the dogs................
The new local poolroom, located in my garage is doing fine...I have a monthly memebrship....now, I need to get a table light, paint the walls, decorate, etc...and put a cable outlet there....but it's been relaxing to just hit some balls to break up the day. Nice thing about a home table...you can play in your underwear, and it doesn't even have to be clean underwear.