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9 Ball Girl
08-27-2004, 08:34 AM
There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone! After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named <font color="blue">Blue Bird</font color> forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until <font color="blue">Blue Bird</font color> died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named <font color="red">Red Bird</font color> returned to the village after being away for many years. <font color="red">Red Bird</font color>, who was <font color="blue">Blue Bird's</font color> cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night but, <font color="red">Red Bird</font color> wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?

Oh, Come on...take a guess!

Think about it .

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And the moral is...

...You can't kill two birds with one stone. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

08-27-2004, 01:00 PM
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08-27-2004, 03:31 PM
That's a good one!

DG - will pass that around to others

Chris Cass
08-28-2004, 10:24 AM
Darn Darn Darn,

I was going to say, "With a name like Onestone, your preety much ?????

LOL good one,


08-29-2004, 09:23 AM