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dg-in-centralpa
08-29-2004, 03:06 PM
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a
convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to
the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her
purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look
like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thingy
with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds,
pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough, sees
herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde
cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the
blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have
told me you were a police officer when I first pulled
you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."

DG - has 2 cousins who are blonde and just like this