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05-14-2002, 05:51 AM
Occipital Lobe: <font color=red>Vision</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that allows you to see the shots that you really cannot make. It will look at the table and tell you "Sure...you can make that four rail jump carom shot and still get shape on the two." What you really need to do is "push."
Parietal Lobe: <font color=red>Somatosensory information (kinesthesis and body awareness)</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that allows overweight pool players to believe they are really in good shape. In the mornings, when you step on the scale and it reads "TILT", you can say to yourself "Hmmm...looks like I lost a few pounds. Honey! Do we have any POP TARTS?"
Frontal Lobe: <font color=red>Higher order functions, planning, thinking, worrying</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that allows us to think "I can beat that guy...Hey buddy...I'll spot you the 7 and the breaks for a hundred." This part of the brain has no understanding of the financial obligations of the pool player. Why should it? It has a place to live, transportation and you feed it. It is wise to ignore the sensory impulses that are sent to you by this lobe.
Temporal Lobe: <font color=red>Speech center/ Auditory processing center</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that enables you to say "I left my wallet at home" after you lose that hundred. This lobe, in some people, can provide very convincing "material" in times of urgent need. Other times, it enables us to perform anatomically difficult feats such as "putting our feet in our mouths" and our "head up our ass."
Central Fissure: <font color=red>Divides, or separates, the somatosensory strip and the motor strip</font color=red> NEVER take your "somatosensory strip" or anything that has to do with stripping, for granted. This is the part of the brain that makes you want to go to "Strip Clubs." This is the only true "smart" part of the brain. Strip clubs cost you mere dollars at a time...pool, on the other hand, can ruin your life.
Somatosensory Strip(or post-central gyrus): <font color=red>Receives info. from the skin</font color=red> This part of the brain makes you sweat while down 6-0 in a race-to-7 for that hundred...or while getting that "Lap Dance" at "Al's Pink Pussy Cat."
Motor Strip(or pre-central gyrus):<font color=red> Motor controls</font color=red> This is the part of your brain that controls your stroke. This part of MY brain must sleep a lot. This part of your brain is modified by coffee, booze, strippers (male or female), short skirts (or tight Wranglers for you gals) and the realization that you just lost the mortage payment to some guy named "Cincinatti Slim."
Ear lobe: <font color=red>Ornamentation</font color=red> A place to hang your earrings. Of no value to the "thinking process."
Regards,
Ken ("putting in the hours" to improve the lives of others)
Parietal Lobe: <font color=red>Somatosensory information (kinesthesis and body awareness)</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that allows overweight pool players to believe they are really in good shape. In the mornings, when you step on the scale and it reads "TILT", you can say to yourself "Hmmm...looks like I lost a few pounds. Honey! Do we have any POP TARTS?"
Frontal Lobe: <font color=red>Higher order functions, planning, thinking, worrying</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that allows us to think "I can beat that guy...Hey buddy...I'll spot you the 7 and the breaks for a hundred." This part of the brain has no understanding of the financial obligations of the pool player. Why should it? It has a place to live, transportation and you feed it. It is wise to ignore the sensory impulses that are sent to you by this lobe.
Temporal Lobe: <font color=red>Speech center/ Auditory processing center</font color=red> This is the part of the brain that enables you to say "I left my wallet at home" after you lose that hundred. This lobe, in some people, can provide very convincing "material" in times of urgent need. Other times, it enables us to perform anatomically difficult feats such as "putting our feet in our mouths" and our "head up our ass."
Central Fissure: <font color=red>Divides, or separates, the somatosensory strip and the motor strip</font color=red> NEVER take your "somatosensory strip" or anything that has to do with stripping, for granted. This is the part of the brain that makes you want to go to "Strip Clubs." This is the only true "smart" part of the brain. Strip clubs cost you mere dollars at a time...pool, on the other hand, can ruin your life.
Somatosensory Strip(or post-central gyrus): <font color=red>Receives info. from the skin</font color=red> This part of the brain makes you sweat while down 6-0 in a race-to-7 for that hundred...or while getting that "Lap Dance" at "Al's Pink Pussy Cat."
Motor Strip(or pre-central gyrus):<font color=red> Motor controls</font color=red> This is the part of your brain that controls your stroke. This part of MY brain must sleep a lot. This part of your brain is modified by coffee, booze, strippers (male or female), short skirts (or tight Wranglers for you gals) and the realization that you just lost the mortage payment to some guy named "Cincinatti Slim."
Ear lobe: <font color=red>Ornamentation</font color=red> A place to hang your earrings. Of no value to the "thinking process."
Regards,
Ken ("putting in the hours" to improve the lives of others)